Wednesday, 24 October 2007

Who dat at ma do?

Taken from my eBay auction, which is here


Courtesy of South Yorkshire Police and my ever vigilante student accom (UNITE), I no longer have the item to sell. I had a visit this morning from two
bobbies and delightful site manager, and the bag was taken away to be destroyed. I however am now substantially out of pocket, as neither
the police nor my supplier is willing to refund me in any way. One of the policemen claimed there were numerous incidents where both buyers and
sellers are being inspected about the possession of such a compound, so Id be extra careful when buying larger quantities, or just extra shady. Considering 7/7 was over
2 years ago, they still allow this compound to be sold even though they consider it suspect. They were actually surprised that not only eBay allowed the sale of this, but that
there were websites and companies that manufactured and sold it too. So much for the "War on Terror". To me it seems a tad non-sensical to go running
after every unlucky sap that buys this stuff, of which there must be thousands, than to not just go to the suppliers, of which there would be considerably less.
Being a student, rather than a terrorist, I stated my ambitions, which were entirely financial (as opposed to suicidally religious) to the officers, yet here I am,
one bag of Potassium Nitrate and 30p less than I was a few days ago. Gee I love this country

On a lighter note, they also requested my ebay username and password, so dont be alarmed if you find me auctioning 1st edition Sweeney annuals or Bad Girls dvds.

Cheers Unite!


Legal to buy, but if you actually possess some of this stuff, naughty naughty. £50 out of pocket, cheers Unite. As if they dont already have enough ways to fucking rob you, the paranoid, ignorant site manager feels its her duty to report you for something thats in production and sale the fucking world over. Iv still got another 8 expensive months of residence here, which means hundreds of days I have to wonder when Im gonna get fucked again. She claimed it was flammable. Check this site. Its a page containing safety information for the substance, and in the fire hazard section, it shows that its actually non flammable.

The only reason I can think to be paranoid about this is if I were a terrorist, or even just someone with malicious intent. Fairly safe bet Im neither, and even though they knew, and seemed to believe, what my intentions were, that didnt matter. "Considering the current climate" they did what had to do. But it brings me back to m first point. If Police know what bombs are being made with, and theyre going to start chasing people who are buying it, regardless of the quantity, why arent they outlawing it. I know it has its legitimate uses, even in 25kg bags. Restrict the sale of it in larger quantities to non-commercial customers. But that is evidence of rational thinking I suppose.

I dont blame the police though. Considering theyre fucking ignorant of what they were dealing with anyway, they would have never even payed me a visit if it werent for my darling down in the site office, bless her cotton socks. One of the Policemen was surprised that it was freely available, almost as surprised as I was when I was having it confiscated from me.

After my interrogation, the Po decided theyd like a tour of my room. I felt obliged, as considering the unkempt nature of my quarters, theyd enjoy it. Pig jokes aside.

btw, Fuck Unite. Any prospective students, steer clear of accomodation that they own, as hard as it is. If you are left with the short straw, remember that breaking rules are expensive, specially with these swines. Failing that, I want you to do something for me. Buy a glow in the dark marker, and cover the walls with "Fuck" and "Unite"

Monday, 15 October 2007

Needs shleep

I sat up all night last night playing Gran Turismo 3 on the PS2 me and Jimmy bought. I dont have a lesson until 4pm, but I doubt Ill make it if I fall asleep, so Iv stayed awake. I did this before a couple of days ago, just before I went home. Because my sleeping pattern has shifter about 8 hours forward, I need to keep doing this everytime I stay awake til 4. Theres meant to be a fire drill in a few minutes, and apparently "they" will knock at your door. Gee Im tired now. I was ok until I started thinking about it. Iv also discovered that everyone here is a slut. Peace baby

Friday, 5 October 2007

Giggidy

Lost my fackin phone didn't I. Missed a few lecutres and seminars, these 1pm starts are killing me yanah. Been tooting my foghorn in the night. One of my flatmates came home wrecked and was just sort of idling around the corridor outside my door, making a reet ol racket. She started talking like Kate Nash as well. didnt arf larf

Thursday, 27 September 2007

Mwon

Skags, Sam and Foymania arrive tomorrow ooh ehy!
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Monday, 24 September 2007

Freshers week

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Im in my second day of Uni at Sheffield Hallam, doing Bsc Computing. Went out with 6 girls from my flat and the one below to the union. Theres a lot of scousers and geordies about. Catherine from my flat knew Anne Marie from the flat below before she came, and they both know about 4 others from college/work etc at Hallam. Everyone seems fine in the immediate flats though, so no worries.


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Another thing is that at uni, it seems like people are obliged to chat to complete randomers. You make so many friends like that. It used to make me lol when Lukeski would stumble about town doing the same sort of thing, talking to bums and middle aged women.


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At night I went out with the six girls and queued like a mother in the rain for the union. At the end of the night, they had a disco where you bought wireless headphones for a £5 deposit. you had two channels to choose from, one for each DJ on the stage. One was playing indie/rock, and the other played cheese and dance, including some Daft Punk *slurp slurp*. If you took you headphones off, all you heard was everyone singing different things.

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Dont know what Im doing tonight, spoke on voip to CollyDog, soon to set up his own journal of outrageous antics; a la CollyBlog. Bonjour, non?

Tuesday, 16 January 2007

One nil for Poker cynics

File this under lolpr0n. Rofl.






















BBC says
For anyone that argues theres skill in Poker can suck my balls. And his. And a judges